Work-life balance becomes life-death matter

Supercomputer winner of this year's Intel young talent award

Engineers unviel new 2D pop-up book

Alien autopsy reveals no foul play

New implant successfully revives area man's sense of humor

Karaoke machine plays only Bach

Rapper chokes, saved by Heimlich maneuver

Ghost town has population of 3,521 ghosts

Man with terminal cold miraculously cured by intravenous administration of chicken soup

New 4-D TV allows viewing of past, current, and future programs

BBC lays biggest bomb

Mad scientist actually just pissed off

Size not important, according to Bigfoot

Rare misspelling disorder discovered; no cases reported az uv yett

Smartphone wins against Russian chess champion

Riots occur in both District Nine and Area 51

Movie critics finally come to an agreement on exactly what happens when you die while dreaming in the Matrix

Flying circus tested over Roswell

Mental records identify mind of clueless man

Next version of Windows OS to be called "Black Ops"

Overprotective mother's son driven to work. Everyday.

Man bereft of Twitter access spends all day mumbling to self

Rouge flight attendant serves only fish

New satellite goes to Mars, picks up kids, buys milk

Sleeping worker claims he was attempting inception

New medication treats placebo's side-effects

Alien engineers go on strike at Area 51

Recreation committee gains access to arsenal, takes over the company

Drunkard explains meaning of life in mystic tounge

Man sees writing on the wall, but fails to read between the lines

Teens joyriding stolen police car arrest armed robber