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Feb 28, 2011

Entire Daily Gas staff takes day off due to cold

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Feb 27, 2011

Lazy Jedi knight uses the Force to do everything, gains 60 lbs.

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Book of the week: For who da bell toll

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Feb 25, 2011

Area man goes on guilt-trip with parents

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Feb 24, 2011

The percolation of submesons in an adiabatic condensation: a memoir

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Feb 23, 2011

Modern samurai finishes writing "Book of Fifty-thousand Rings"

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Feb 22, 2011

Lego robots become self-aware, turn against creators

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Feb 21, 2011

Area man suffers from rare mania: fear of being unafraid

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Feb 20, 2011

G20 comes to conclusions: "Cabernet not as good as last year's"

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Feb 19, 2011

Letters to the Editor: I can't stand the type of people who write you

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Feb 18, 2011

Fun game of tag turns into deadly search-and-destroy mission

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Feb 17, 2011

Supercomputer watches the game, has a bud

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Feb 16, 2011

Life discovered to consist of good days, bad days, & so-so days

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Feb 15, 2011

"Bad Day" to become national anthem

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Feb 14, 2011

Area man receives love letter-bomb on Valentine's Day

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Feb 13, 2011

New comedy-action series "48"

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Letters to the Editor: Why are push-ups always in the plural form?

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Feb 11, 2011

Human civilization comes a long way from "Budweiser Wassup" era

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Book Reviews: "Desserts and Food Recepies for a Post-Apocalyptic World"

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Feb 9, 2011

Letters to the Editor: Where are all my marbles?

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Feb 8, 2011

New law requires rap lyrics to be grammatically correct

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Feb 7, 2011

Couple sitting across are in fact giggling at you

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Feb 6, 2011

Ancient modem sends and receives data in Morse code

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Feb 5, 2011

Man against world, man wins

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One out of every three comic writers suffer from chronic mental block

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Feb 3, 2011

"The Sumo Kid" not as popular as first expected

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Feb 2, 2011

Court declares elongated griping to child as a form of abuse

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Feb 1, 2011

Ghostly apparitions to appear on the Tonight Show

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