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Jul 31, 2011

Military trains men to stare at sheep

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Jul 30, 2011

Ghost litigated for not paying the rent

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Jul 29, 2011

Microsoft Word derezzed

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Jul 28, 2011

Money-growing tree discovered in Africa

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Jul 27, 2011

Pfizer pfinds new medication pfor sore pfeet

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Jul 26, 2011

Real estate actually a fake

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Jul 25, 2011

First successful implant of artificial funny bone

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Jul 24, 2011

Heat wave turns into tsunami

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Jul 23, 2011

Journalist suffers from attention - deficit oh look at the kitty!

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Jul 22, 2011

Hunger strike mistaken for diet

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Jul 21, 2011

New OS so fast it crashes before it boots

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Jul 20, 2011

New squid-point pen invented

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Jul 19, 2011

The Matrix 7 OS now on sale

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Jul 18, 2011

Lightcycle stolen

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Jul 17, 2011

Surgeons conduct special operations under fire

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Jul 16, 2011

Mother drives professional shrink up the wall

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Jul 15, 2011

Mother complains, complains, screams, complains

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Jul 14, 2011

Lost words found behind couch

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Jul 13, 2011

Child prodigy retires at 15

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Jul 12, 2011

Area man plays Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic

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Jul 11, 2011

Communist penguins outnumber Illinois Nazis

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Jul 10, 2011

Prime minister Naoto Kan fails stress test

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Jul 9, 2011

Unhappiness, overwork, and fatigue a way of Japanese life

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Jul 8, 2011

Mental case found empty

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Jul 7, 2011

Man dies trying to kill self

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Jul 6, 2011

Self-help coach helps self to other's cash

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Jul 5, 2011

I am number 4.5

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Jul 4, 2011

Search continues for missing sock

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Jul 3, 2011

Area man dreams he was awake all night long

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Jul 2, 2011

Match-making computer matches area man to a Ducati

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Jul 1, 2011

Commemorating four years of active duty in a Japanese company

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