The Daily Gas

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Aug 31, 2011

Jason actually a nice hockey player

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Aug 30, 2011

Man conquers mountain, sea

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Aug 29, 2011

Man in love has no idea what he is doing

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Aug 28, 2011

Local man declares jihad against all good-looking men

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Aug 27, 2011

Today is forget-about-today day

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Aug 26, 2011

Man pretends he is a Marine, and the boss shouting at him is actually his Drill Instructor

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Aug 25, 2011

Fictious character lives a lie

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Aug 24, 2011

Semiconductor leads semiorchestra

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Aug 23, 2011

Man over-doses on chicken soup

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Aug 22, 2011

Virtual girl turns out to be real

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A is for Acupuncture

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Aug 21, 2011

Stress cycle gaining popularity as transportation method

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Aug 19, 2011

Physicist arrested for breaking laws of physics

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Aug 18, 2011

Military trains parents-to-be

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Aug 17, 2011

Lose 20 lbs. in 3 days or get fat!

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Aug 16, 2011

Pentium 3 back in fashion

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Aug 15, 2011

Over-taxed immagination made duty-free

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Aug 14, 2011

Man lost in thought finds Nirvana

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Aug 13, 2011

Answering machine becomes self-aware

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Aug 12, 2011

Security clearance sale starting tomorrow!

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Aug 11, 2011

Shooter misses target with deadly accuracy

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Aug 10, 2011

Man's best friend barking mad

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Aug 9, 2011

Super-hippie trips on tap water

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Aug 8, 2011

Man framed by photoshopper

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Aug 7, 2011

Trouble in Solla Sollew

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Aug 6, 2011

Smoothie operator

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Aug 5, 2011

Robot army causes coup

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Aug 4, 2011

Piss hits the fan

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Take an acid trip, and earn 5000 bonus miles!

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Aug 3, 2011

Robot sheep produce steel wool

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Aug 2, 2011

New concept of work-death balance popular in Japan

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Aug 1, 2011

Intended pun ignored

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