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Oct 31, 2011

Comedian tries to kill audience, accidentally kills self

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Oct 30, 2011

Logic is boring

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Oct 29, 2011

Man lives to be 95, dies to be 100

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Oct 28, 2011

Work ethics in Japan are against the Geneva Convention

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Oct 27, 2011

Your Daily Gas: Bringing you light at the darkest of moments

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Oct 26, 2011

Bow in respect to your iPhone!

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Oct 25, 2011

Note to self: remind me later

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Oct 24, 2011

Semi-suicidal man goes bungee jumping

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Oct 23, 2011

Man loses psychotic powers

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Oct 22, 2011

ADD patient has out-of-focus photographic memory

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All roads lead to Google

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Sniper hits target by 2 inches

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Oct 20, 2011

Man under treatment suicidally happy

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It takes great skill to write as flatly as O'Brien

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Oct 19, 2011

Art of the precision joking now released

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Oct 18, 2011

Cloud-bursting party rescheduled due to rain

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Man lives

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Oct 15, 2011

Electronic bible stops bullet

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Oct 14, 2011

Dead man jogging

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Oct 13, 2011

Man talks to self because no one else listens

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Oct 12, 2011

Man telepathically posts to Facebook

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Oct 11, 2011

Man drinks non-alcoholic beer, then pretends to be drunk

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Oct 10, 2011

Find truth in God; find God in truth

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Oct 9, 2011

Full metal jacket in fashion this season

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Oct 8, 2011

Only six out of ten muppets make it through Basic Muppet Training School

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Casper the friendly ghost can be quite scary

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Oct 6, 2011

New DVD: Art of the Tactical Squirt-gun

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Oct 5, 2011

Arms dealer starts dealing legs as well

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Oct 4, 2011

Self-made man recreates self

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Oct 3, 2011

Warning: do not kill yourself or you will be shot

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Oct 2, 2011

Specially trained soldiers crack jokes on command

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Oct 1, 2011

Psychic sniper shoots targets blindfolded

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