Workers demand better 3G reception in bathroom stalls

Magpie Dynamics presents: "The Art of the Tactical Desktop"

"We will make you run that spreadsheet harder than you've ever done before."

"How fast can you type under dynamic stress?"

 

Magpie Dynamics.

Fantasy.  Inconsistency.  Inefficiency.

 

Hello, my name is -none of your business-

Parental guided missile destroys childhood

Man mistakenly dials 911 for the 411

Captain America defects to Canada

Boston Globe Trotters perform amazing literary tricks

Professor Zavier leads the Z-Men

Cold War era spy satellite turns to life of crime

Family consultation officer kills self, family falls apart

Waitress gives friendly "leave here now" look

Missile successfully makes 1,000 mile kill-shot

Prophet is stoned to death by colleagues

Soviet satellite defects to West

Anti-anti-depressants help cure happiness

Continental breakfast in bed?

Krazy glue now sane

Take two posts and text me in the morning.

You can talk the talk; but can you post the post?

Supercomputer becomes self-conscious at parties

"What's the difference between worry and fear?" "Don't worry about it."

Insanity is inherited

Child qualifies as marriage counselor for parents

Boss who bullied employee to suicide "was just kidding."

 

Easy like Monday morning

 

Seven Eleven closes for one hour

Shit happens. And then some.

Jobless in Japan, seeking woman in Tokyo area. Also, a job.

The radio in my head still talks to Castro.

Master of drunken fist gets in bar fight