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Mar 30, 2012

Dog collars for fleas

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Cup'o'tea for mugs

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Mar 28, 2012

Wilderness expert lost in office

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Mar 27, 2012

Pause buttons for conversations

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Man's living will becomes never ending story


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Mar 25, 2012

Paleontologist unearths fish fossil THIS big

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Mar 24, 2012

Live so you may work to death another day

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Mar 23, 2012

Wally's picture now on milk cartons

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Mar 22, 2012

If fatigue was money, I'd be so rich I'd die

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Mar 21, 2012

Cell phones take over humankind

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Mar 20, 2012

Work follows you home like Doberman

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Mar 19, 2012

UN peacekeeper gets caught in middle of gun fight between warring parents

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Mar 18, 2012

The Joker gets rave reviews at The Bitter End

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Mar 17, 2012

Reality armed with firearm

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DeLorian reveals new time machine at Motor Show

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Mar 16, 2012

Find peace of mind through love. Good sleep also helps.


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Mar 14, 2012

Your coworkers are conspiring to kill you

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If you were meek, would you really want to inherit the world?

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Mar 12, 2012

The art of hearing without listening

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Mar 11, 2012

Telephobia: fear of making phone calls


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Mar 10, 2012

If life were a Richard Pryor movie, then suddenly everything would make sense


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"This ain't McDonald's. Smiles don't come for free."


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Mar 9, 2012

It's nice to have someone other than your boss breathing down your neck

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Mar 8, 2012

Night of the living dead postponed till next Wednesday

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Mar 7, 2012

Neo takes both pills, wakes up in the 60's

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Mar 6, 2012

It's 11PM on a Friday night; do you know where you are?

 

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Mar 5, 2012

Coworkers are actually not human, after all

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Mar 4, 2012

50% of those surveyed believe the other 50% are right

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Mar 3, 2012

Violent plastic surgeon rearranges face

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Mar 2, 2012

Scientists discover cure for the boss

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Mar 1, 2012

Monday morning fever

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