The Daily Gas

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Jun 30, 2012

Your Siri is self-aware

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Jun 29, 2012

Always look on the bright side of taxes

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Jun 28, 2012

Life doesn't suck. It's just all your fault, that's all.

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Jun 27, 2012

Augmented reality? You mean it gets worse?

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Smoking can save your life, if you are suicidal

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Jun 26, 2012

Even my doctor wants me dead

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Jun 25, 2012

Retro iPad turns out to be a Nintendo

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Jun 24, 2012

Tactical RedBull holsters now on sale

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Jun 23, 2012

Men In Black treatment of aliens "unconstitutional"

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Jun 22, 2012

Karate belts now in multicam

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"Someone left behind their take-home-message!"

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Jun 20, 2012

Spy vs. parents

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Jun 19, 2012

Hyper-intelligent collie conducts bypass surgery

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Jun 18, 2012

Happiness can be bought at Walmart for$2.59

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going to work = going to war - taking your guns with you


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Jun 16, 2012

Destroy thyself, for it will bring forth rebirth

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Jun 15, 2012

Tired, tired, coffee! Tired.

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Jun 14, 2012

On the eighth day, God made you.

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Jun 13, 2012

Disrespect others as others disrespect you

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Jun 12, 2012

Apple juice cures mental illness

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Jun 11, 2012

Night vision optics for vampires

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Jun 10, 2012

Fitness expert fails survival test

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Jun 9, 2012

Dysfunctional family beats the Simpsons

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Jun 8, 2012

Dysfunctional family hired to interrogate criminals

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Murphy's Law fails, things actually go right

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Jun 7, 2012

The Daily Gas buys Facebook

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Jun 6, 2012

Think you can just spam me and get away with it!? I guess you can.

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Do spammers have a mailing list?

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Jun 5, 2012

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Jun 4, 2012

Video found guilty of radio star murder

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Jun 3, 2012

Call of the wild turns out to be wrong number

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Jun 2, 2012

Alcohol ails what cures you

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Jun 1, 2012

Novice sniper takes one shot, misses three times

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