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Jul 31, 2012

Mad scientist cured, now working for the benefit of mankind

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Jul 30, 2012

Extraterrestrials join in on OS war

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Jul 29, 2012

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At least it's daily

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Jul 26, 2012

This is Daily Gas Actual. Post check, over.

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The spirit is waning but the flesh is bleak

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Jul 25, 2012

Drunken fist master punches self in face

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Jul 24, 2012

Zen. The art of focusing on everything and nothing at the same time.

I practice zen at work all the time.
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Jul 23, 2012

GSOC: Google Special Operations Command

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Jul 22, 2012

Red October finally found in bathtub

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Jul 21, 2012

Little Brother is watching you

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Jul 20, 2012

Procrastination is the art of waiting until the wrong moment

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Jul 19, 2012

Retro is back in fashion

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Jul 18, 2012

Corrective aviator glasses

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Jul 17, 2012

Transformers finding it difficult to keep up with automotive trends

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New mind-reading device aids you when you are totally lost

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Master the zen of panic

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Jul 14, 2012

All is fair in war and peace

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Jul 13, 2012

Coworkers give each other code-names to boost morale

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Jul 12, 2012

Money grow from the Money tree sells for one dollar per dollar

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Jul 11, 2012

Area 51 moves to Area 42, causing confusion among UFOs

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Jul 10, 2012

Alien gets ticket for exceeding the speed of light

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Position open in a crime syndicate for analyst to analyze this.

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Jul 9, 2012

Fatigue is only a state of mind. So is insanity.

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Jul 8, 2012

This summer: Batman reruns

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Jul 7, 2012

Alive and kick-boxing

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Alive and holding my breath

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Jul 5, 2012

Scientists find Higgs boson, also missing pair of socks

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Jul 4, 2012

Ancient Disneyland ruins discovered on Mars

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Jul 3, 2012

Seven-Eleven shifts to Eight-Twelve

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Jul 2, 2012

Surgeon general says smoking gun not good for health

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Jul 1, 2012

Peter Parker gives comedy a try in "The Amusing Spiderman"

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