To our readers:

To our readers:

Patrick Fitzgerald, editor-in-chief of the Daily Gas, has been hospitalized due to an imaginary illness. Although his condition is not severe it may require several months of therapy after the operation before he can fully function again as editor-in-chief.

Articles to the Daily Gas will therefore be sparse and non-daily, as it used to be, for the time being.
Until the full recovery of our editor-in-chief, we welcome B. B. Wood, author of the best-selling novels "Weather Balloons from Outer Space" and "The Night before Dawn," as temporary editor-in-chief-in-vacuo-pro-tem.

Thank you for your constant patronage and understanding.

Employee realizes...

Employee realizes he can do no great things, only small things with
great neglect.

Yes-men form labor union, go on strike

test

take me to your reader

KKK recognizes error of its ways, changes name to Ku Klux Clan

"We always thought you spelled it with a "K"," said a local Clansman,
who declined to reveal his name.
"How wrong we were," he said ruefully, shaking his head.

The Ku Klux Clan, formerly known as the Ku Klux Klan, apologized to
the public for the spelling error, and changed the name of the
organization to properly reflect the English language.

The KKC will go by both its old and new names until November 5, 2008.

Suicide not good for your health, reports Japanese Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare

Suicide not good for your health, reports Japanese Ministry of Health,
Labour and Welfare

Conspiracy theorist arrested for thought-crimes