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The Daily Gas
covering events occuring inside my head
http://dailygas.blogspot.com/
Dec 28, 2006
Dec 26, 2006
Dec 24, 2006
New economic theory hints at possibility of having cake and eating it, too
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Dec 22, 2006
Dec 12, 2006
Dec 10, 2006
Superhero thinks too fast while saving world, sprains brain
In a race to save the world, superhero Thunderman had to think too fast yesterday, in order to keep his archenemy, Dunderhead, from simultaneously detonating 50 nuclear warheads hidden in just as many countries.
Thunderman's physician Dr. Alan Bregger released a statement this morning, saying that Thunderman's brain has been sprained, due to neurons which were fired too rapidly, penetrating several layers of cerebral matter.
Thunderman's condition is expected to improve in a matter of days, according to Dr. Bregger, and just needs some rest and light reading.
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Dec 7, 2006
Dec 6, 2006
Idiot journalist gets foot stuck in bicycle tire, slammed against pavement; hurts like hell
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Dec 4, 2006
Dec 1, 2006
Nov 29, 2006
Terrorist threatens to release gastric gas in plane; passengers overpower and lock him in toilet
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Nov 28, 2006
Nov 27, 2006
Nov 26, 2006
Nov 25, 2006
Lazy blogger starts yet another blog
Lazy blogger Patrick Y. Fitzgerald started yet another blog today, after being inspired by "The Onion Radio News" podcast.
Fitzgerald, 30, of Detroit, already has at least five blogs, none of which contains more than three posts each. Fitzgerald believes this time he can actually keep a blog going, by imitating the short, journalistic titles that the Onion Radio News (http://www.theonion.com/content/feeds/radionews) is known for.
A self-proclaimed humorist and journalist-wannabe, Fitzgerald has high hopes that not only will he keep updating this blog, but that he will actually gain a wider audience, other than his two parents.
The blog, boldly titled "The Daily Gas," can be found at the following site:
http://dailygas.blogspot.com/
This has been your Daily Gas
Fitzgerald, 30, of Detroit, already has at least five blogs, none of which contains more than three posts each. Fitzgerald believes this time he can actually keep a blog going, by imitating the short, journalistic titles that the Onion Radio News (http://www.theonion.com/content/feeds/radionews) is known for.
A self-proclaimed humorist and journalist-wannabe, Fitzgerald has high hopes that not only will he keep updating this blog, but that he will actually gain a wider audience, other than his two parents.
The blog, boldly titled "The Daily Gas," can be found at the following site:
http://dailygas.blogspot.com/
This has been your Daily Gas
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