Dec 10, 2006

Superhero thinks too fast while saving world, sprains brain

In a race to save the world, superhero Thunderman had to think too fast yesterday, in order to keep his archenemy, Dunderhead, from simultaneously detonating 50 nuclear warheads hidden in just as many countries.

Thunderman's physician Dr. Alan Bregger released a statement this morning, saying that Thunderman's brain has been sprained, due to neurons which were fired too rapidly, penetrating several layers of cerebral matter.

Thunderman's condition is expected to improve in a matter of days, according to Dr. Bregger, and just needs some rest and light reading.

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