May 29, 2008

KKK recognizes error of its ways, changes name to Ku Klux Clan

"We always thought you spelled it with a "K"," said a local Clansman,
who declined to reveal his name.
"How wrong we were," he said ruefully, shaking his head.

The Ku Klux Clan, formerly known as the Ku Klux Klan, apologized to
the public for the spelling error, and changed the name of the
organization to properly reflect the English language.

The KKC will go by both its old and new names until November 5, 2008.