Ask Ted the TechGuy: what happens to my gmail account when I die?

Paul (N.H.): what happens to my gmail account when I die? will I still be able to read it?

Ted: It depends on where you go.
If you get into heaven, They will upgrade your storage limit literally to infinity.
If you go to hell, you will receive only spam and hate mail for the rest of eternity.

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Nuclear physicist successfully gets laid; skeptics doubt reproducibility

Nuclear physicist successfully gets laid; skeptics doubt reproducibility

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