Jason actually a nice hockey player

Man conquers mountain, sea

Man in love has no idea what he is doing

Local man declares jihad against all good-looking men

Today is forget-about-today day

Man pretends he is a Marine, and the boss shouting at him is actually his Drill Instructor

Fictious character lives a lie

Semiconductor leads semiorchestra

Man over-doses on chicken soup

Virtual girl turns out to be real

A is for Acupuncture

Stress cycle gaining popularity as transportation method

Physicist arrested for breaking laws of physics

Military trains parents-to-be

Lose 20 lbs. in 3 days or get fat!

Pentium 3 back in fashion

Over-taxed immagination made duty-free

Man lost in thought finds Nirvana

Answering machine becomes self-aware

Security clearance sale starting tomorrow!

Shooter misses target with deadly accuracy

Man's best friend barking mad

Super-hippie trips on tap water

Man framed by photoshopper

Trouble in Solla Sollew

Smoothie operator

Robot army causes coup

Piss hits the fan

Take an acid trip, and earn 5000 bonus miles!

Robot sheep produce steel wool

New concept of work-death balance popular in Japan

Intended pun ignored