Aliens lose contacts

Ready aim funny

Voices of ghosts composed to make musical

It's not a joke, but relax anyway

Man can speak in MS Gothic

Postponing is not the same as giving up

Kids more mature than parents

Desk so messy with paperwork, classified UFO reports found in mix

Anti-terrorism pills on sale

I learn something new each day. Too bad I forget it the next day.

Piss hits the fan

Cat gets disembodied voice's tongue

Man suffers from CRS: Can't Remember Shit

There are on days, off days, and a quantum overlap of on/off days

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get

Laser pointer points the wrong way

Man's dying message turns out to be a joke

Soviet Roulette involves fully loaded pistol

CIA hires comedians to imitate dignitaries' voices

Silence is the best prayer

Free-lancer lances for free

Overdosing on diet pills leads to obesity

The Matrix: the musical starting next month

Warning label on rope: Danger. May break if used as noose

I read about memory retention, but I forgot what it said

Apparition appears on Jeapordy!

Mission: Inplausible

laborphobia: fear of work

Final Fantasy never ends

Masked Marvel unmasked