Elite platoon of comedians trained at Fort Bragg

Man so drunk, his double vision corrected

Talk to the Siri

Joke-on-demand technology in development

Dearth Vader retires, devotes life to helping needy

Sniper hits target with bazooka

Friendly fire not so friendly

Mac Book Amateur on sale now

M ain't for murder

Day of the dead living

Hair growth hormones for monks

Windows or Macs? .308s or .223s? The debates continue.

Living dictionary at a loss for words

Bullet proof soul

I know, it's like, je ne sais quoi

Home team go, go Home!

E-mail now called iMail

Night of the living mannequins

Brain yoga: think healthy

Scene from Chaplain boot camp: "Give me ten "Hail Mary"s, now!" "Sir, yes sir!"

What? I can't see you!

New iMarket comes in black and white

Man can read between lines if written clearly enough

Gas no pass

What the tweet!?

Man on positive spiral goes up

Working to death good for your health

Man beats computer at soccer

Day off, day on. Day off, day on.

The sound of silencers