Man who died from overwork is resurrected, heads back to work next week

Wireless bungee jumping.

It's the words unspoken that make you good.

Table for two. One for me, one for my ego.

New midnight oil also burns during day

Busy executive defects to the Burmudas

Keep a smile on your face, a song in your heart, and a Glock in your hand.

Fortunate man evades death, but still has to pay taxes

Man dies of fatigue, blamed on his own laziness

Archaeologist discovers ancient website

Retired satellites play golf, enjoy tea in the afternoon

Bullet enters chest, destroys malignant tumor, saves victim's life

 

New technology allows texting entire Bible in one SMS

Extra-terrestrials hyper-intelligent, but horrible conversationalists

Rambo's mother: "Don't run with a knife in your mouth!"

Roswell alien crash site declared World Heritage

Man hospitalized for Red Bull overdose

Scientists at CERN discover fundamental Lego piece

Speak softly, and carry a big lawyer.

Friends don't let drive drunk friends. Druve drinken. I mean drunken driven. I'll drive.

 

Monkey business booming

Leftist takes right turn, gets lost

"Luke, I am your father's half-twin's godfather's first cousin twice removed."

Ten Miami Dolphins set free by environmental activists

Workaholic arrested for driving under pressure

New law prohibits concealed carry staplers

For emotional counseling, depress one

Local man hospitalized for overdose of New Year's greetings

Scientists discover Mayan calendar actually ended a month ago

Jet Li beats up assailants, saves his bodyguard

Soccer player runs up and grabs Emperor's Cup, wins game