Crazy judge denies insanity plea

I graduated 1st in my class of -140 students

Recon unit uncovered by ghost hunters

New back massage method involves getting shot at while wearing bullet-proof vest

Hold on, I only have three arms

Pavlov's dog responds to email

I am running out of cheeks to turn

FBI hostage rescue team saves extraterrestrial abductee

There's no pleasing everybody

Top CIA agent assassinated by parents

Zen master to student: "Listen to me when I'm not talking to you!"

Edison invented 99 diet methods that do not work

What am I staring at, huh?!

Man does not respond to suggestion to shut up

Solar powered radio. Batteries not included.

Mother wakes up child in middle of the night to mediate between parental fighting

Dog saves man's deleted computer files

Comedian dies, rises again from his ashes

Time machine temporarily out of service

Newest OS X version is code named Hello Kitty

Parental guidance is sometimes not suggested

Are you hiding something from me?

"Are you hiding something from me?"
"I'm actually a Soviet spy."
"The Soviet Union has collapsed."
"When did this happen?!"
"Over twenty years ago."
"My case officer has not debriefed me on this. Are you sure of your facts?"
"Ask your case officer, then."
"I have lost contact with my case officer."
"Since when?"
"Over twenty years ago."

"Mr. Gorbachev, change your wallpaper!"

Remote control child

Pretending to work hard is more difficult than it looks

Caffeine addict has intravenous coffee injection

Eyeballs feel like they're one size too big for sockets

UN peacekeepers called in to stop parental fighting

Sadistic boss turns out to be caring, kind sadistic boss

Back pain is connected to the neck pain

Cowboys and aliens vs preadators