Your Siri is self-aware

Always look on the bright side of taxes

Life doesn't suck. It's just all your fault, that's all.

Augmented reality? You mean it gets worse?

Smoking can save your life, if you are suicidal

Even my doctor wants me dead

Retro iPad turns out to be a Nintendo

Tactical RedBull holsters now on sale

Men In Black treatment of aliens "unconstitutional"

Karate belts now in multicam

"Someone left behind their take-home-message!"

Spy vs. parents

Hyper-intelligent collie conducts bypass surgery

Happiness can be bought at Walmart for$2.59

going to work = going to war - taking your guns with you

Destroy thyself, for it will bring forth rebirth

Tired, tired, coffee! Tired.

On the eighth day, God made you.

Disrespect others as others disrespect you

Apple juice cures mental illness

Night vision optics for vampires

Fitness expert fails survival test

Dysfunctional family beats the Simpsons

Dysfunctional family hired to interrogate criminals

Murphy's Law fails, things actually go right

The Daily Gas buys Facebook

Think you can just spam me and get away with it!? I guess you can.

Do spammers have a mailing list?

No comment.

Video found guilty of radio star murder

Call of the wild turns out to be wrong number

Alcohol ails what cures you

Novice sniper takes one shot, misses three times