Mad scientist cured, now working for the benefit of mankind

Extraterrestrials join in on OS war

"I'm sorry, you're not on the hit list. Please fill this registration form."

At least it's daily

"I'm sorry, you're not on the hit list. Please fill this registration form."

This is Daily Gas Actual. Post check, over.

The spirit is waning but the flesh is bleak

Drunken fist master punches self in face

Zen. The art of focusing on everything and nothing at the same time.

I practice zen at work all the time.

GSOC: Google Special Operations Command

Red October finally found in bathtub

Little Brother is watching you

Procrastination is the art of waiting until the wrong moment

Retro is back in fashion

Corrective aviator glasses

Transformers finding it difficult to keep up with automotive trends

New mind-reading device aids you when you are totally lost

Master the zen of panic

All is fair in war and peace

Coworkers give each other code-names to boost morale

Money grow from the Money tree sells for one dollar per dollar

Area 51 moves to Area 42, causing confusion among UFOs

Alien gets ticket for exceeding the speed of light

Position open in a crime syndicate for analyst to analyze this.

Fatigue is only a state of mind. So is insanity.

This summer: Batman reruns

Alive and kick-boxing

Alive and holding my breath

Scientists find Higgs boson, also missing pair of socks

Ancient Disneyland ruins discovered on Mars

Seven-Eleven shifts to Eight-Twelve

Surgeon general says smoking gun not good for health

Peter Parker gives comedy a try in "The Amusing Spiderman"