New James Bond movie titled: "Stupid Never Die"

Local street gangs work together in a live-fire simulation

Not smoking is not good for your unhealth

"Do you sleep well at night?""Yeah, I just take six pills and I sleep just fine."

Polite Japanese man politely stabs ten people, politely killing eight of them

Your parents are making life harder for you to prepare you from "the real world"

Where is the wise Morgan Freeman in my life to guide my way?

Smoking gun dies of lung cancer

In a way, cell phones are not good for your brain.

Dead telephone found disconnected

Space aliens offended by their visit being referred to as "an invasion"

If you say to your self, "I'm tired." then you will feel tired. If you say to yourself, "I'm not tired!" you will still be tired.

Mayo Clinic good for your health

Animals pay taxes, too

I feel like a 36 year-old child.

If my creator made me in his own form, we both need to go on a diet

Man drowns in heat wave

Daily? You mean, like, daily daily?

Give me 50 posts! Now!!! Sir, yes sir!!!

Post it, and they will come.

Extraterrestrials caught using fake passports

I apologize.

I apologize for this mornings post. The original intent of this blog was to provide, as much as possible, comments which some of you may hopefully find funny and brighten your day.

This mornings plea was from a desperation and a call for help, but the avenue was totally against the original idea behind this blog, was inappropriate, and just didn't belong here.

For those of you who read my posts for some lighthearted fun, you were probably quite disappointed and possibly shocked, and for that I apologize.

I will continue, and try to dig deep, to post fun, positive content everyday.

I am truly sorry.

Special recon force actually recruits real ghosts

Parents hate each other so much, even bin Laden would go, "Whoa, take it easy now."

Boy Wonder runs out of things to say, now just says, "Wow."

You will pay. Someday. You will pay $2.99.

To post, or not to post, what is the question?

Every single day.

Every day.

Mother of Frankenstein even scarier

Ninja work tactics: How to effectively hide from your boss and coworkers