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Greatest common denominator not so great after all

The "work so hard you miss lunch and dinner" diet

Speak softly, and carry a minigun

Non-alcoholic "Whazzup?"

A wise man once said something wise, but I can't remember what it was

GPS leads man to his grave

Post or not post. There is no post.

Ready, set, post!

Man peels price tag off head, now safe

Lonely man dials chat line, gets answering machine

Work hard, die young.

"I'm sorry, I plan to be dead by that day. How about lunch this Thursday?"

Post daily and prosper.

Live life on the edge. Get the new iPhone.

Keeping up with your nephew.

It's 11pm. Do you know where your mind is?

Don't drink and drive and drink and drive

I'm not nervous. It's the world that's freaking out.

Man gets lost and found at lost and found

Sometimes life gets you, and sometimes life gets you.

If the love of your life is healthy and happy, don't worry about the rest (wise words from a fool)

Parents train children CIA-style: trust no one

Zen-master spy dies to live another day

Smoking may be bad for your health, but the stress will probably kill you off first

If Chris Costa is god, who is Travis Haley?

Proverb: "If you can avoid a fight by walking away, do so. Especially if it's with your parents."

I had a happy childhood, according to my parents

Remember what your mother taught you: it is all your fault

Any debate can be won if the facts can be distorted