Jan 9, 2009
Nov 24, 2008
movies NOT coming soon to a theater near you
Riddick vs Alien (aka Pitch Black)
Predator vs the Negotiator
The Rainman vs the Graduate
Punch vs Judy
Predator vs the Negotiator
The Rainman vs the Graduate
Punch vs Judy
Oct 18, 2008
Jul 6, 2008
Government maintains top secret blog
The government maintains a top secret blog accessible only to high ranking officials, according to a former government engineer who was involved in the initial development of the blog.
The blog is maintained on a single PC running Windows 2000, which is cut off from any form of network, and can only be read by accessing the PC directly. The PC is purportedly kept in an underground facility, and contains sensitive information concerning the latest geeky trends.
Officials gave no comments, but the existence of the blog has been rumored for some time by prominent conspiracy theorists.
The blog is maintained on a single PC running Windows 2000, which is cut off from any form of network, and can only be read by accessing the PC directly. The PC is purportedly kept in an underground facility, and contains sensitive information concerning the latest geeky trends.
Officials gave no comments, but the existence of the blog has been rumored for some time by prominent conspiracy theorists.
A word from Mr. Wood
Dearest reader.
In this day and age of political correctional facilities, that black unmarked helicopter following you like a puppy, and non-alcoholic beer, whom or what do we turn to. Whom or what do we trust. What, in a nutshell, shall we do.
If you cannot beat them, join them. What a mantra. No amount of self-discipline can beat the lure of total assimilation. What is the one ticket out, the one way of remaining true to one's self.
During Mr. Fitzgerald's temporary absence, we at The Daily Gas will remain committed to maintaining journalistic integrity, pursuing justice, and reducing spelling errors.
We thank, and we thank, you.
Thank you.
B. B. Wood
In this day and age of political correctional facilities, that black unmarked helicopter following you like a puppy, and non-alcoholic beer, whom or what do we turn to. Whom or what do we trust. What, in a nutshell, shall we do.
If you cannot beat them, join them. What a mantra. No amount of self-discipline can beat the lure of total assimilation. What is the one ticket out, the one way of remaining true to one's self.
During Mr. Fitzgerald's temporary absence, we at The Daily Gas will remain committed to maintaining journalistic integrity, pursuing justice, and reducing spelling errors.
We thank, and we thank, you.
Thank you.
B. B. Wood
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