A word from Mr. Wood

Dearest reader.

In this day and age of political correctional facilities, that black unmarked helicopter following you like a puppy, and non-alcoholic beer, whom or what do we turn to. Whom or what do we trust. What, in a nutshell, shall we do.

If you cannot beat them, join them. What a mantra. No amount of self-discipline can beat the lure of total assimilation. What is the one ticket out, the one way of remaining true to one's self.

During Mr. Fitzgerald's temporary absence, we at The Daily Gas will remain committed to maintaining journalistic integrity, pursuing justice, and reducing spelling errors.

We thank, and we thank, you.
Thank you.

B. B. Wood