To our readers:

To our readers:

Patrick Fitzgerald, editor-in-chief of the Daily Gas, has been hospitalized due to an imaginary illness. Although his condition is not severe it may require several months of therapy after the operation before he can fully function again as editor-in-chief.

Articles to the Daily Gas will therefore be sparse and non-daily, as it used to be, for the time being.
Until the full recovery of our editor-in-chief, we welcome B. B. Wood, author of the best-selling novels "Weather Balloons from Outer Space" and "The Night before Dawn," as temporary editor-in-chief-in-vacuo-pro-tem.

Thank you for your constant patronage and understanding.