Riddick vs Alien (aka Pitch Black)
Predator vs the Negotiator
The Rainman vs the Graduate
Punch vs Judy
Nov 24, 2008
Oct 18, 2008
Jul 6, 2008
Government maintains top secret blog
The government maintains a top secret blog accessible only to high ranking officials, according to a former government engineer who was involved in the initial development of the blog.
The blog is maintained on a single PC running Windows 2000, which is cut off from any form of network, and can only be read by accessing the PC directly. The PC is purportedly kept in an underground facility, and contains sensitive information concerning the latest geeky trends.
Officials gave no comments, but the existence of the blog has been rumored for some time by prominent conspiracy theorists.
The blog is maintained on a single PC running Windows 2000, which is cut off from any form of network, and can only be read by accessing the PC directly. The PC is purportedly kept in an underground facility, and contains sensitive information concerning the latest geeky trends.
Officials gave no comments, but the existence of the blog has been rumored for some time by prominent conspiracy theorists.
A word from Mr. Wood
Dearest reader.
In this day and age of political correctional facilities, that black unmarked helicopter following you like a puppy, and non-alcoholic beer, whom or what do we turn to. Whom or what do we trust. What, in a nutshell, shall we do.
If you cannot beat them, join them. What a mantra. No amount of self-discipline can beat the lure of total assimilation. What is the one ticket out, the one way of remaining true to one's self.
During Mr. Fitzgerald's temporary absence, we at The Daily Gas will remain committed to maintaining journalistic integrity, pursuing justice, and reducing spelling errors.
We thank, and we thank, you.
Thank you.
B. B. Wood
In this day and age of political correctional facilities, that black unmarked helicopter following you like a puppy, and non-alcoholic beer, whom or what do we turn to. Whom or what do we trust. What, in a nutshell, shall we do.
If you cannot beat them, join them. What a mantra. No amount of self-discipline can beat the lure of total assimilation. What is the one ticket out, the one way of remaining true to one's self.
During Mr. Fitzgerald's temporary absence, we at The Daily Gas will remain committed to maintaining journalistic integrity, pursuing justice, and reducing spelling errors.
We thank, and we thank, you.
Thank you.
B. B. Wood
Jul 3, 2008
To our readers:
To our readers:
Patrick Fitzgerald, editor-in-chief of the Daily Gas, has been hospitalized due to an imaginary illness. Although his condition is not severe it may require several months of therapy after the operation before he can fully function again as editor-in-chief.
Articles to the Daily Gas will therefore be sparse and non-daily, as it used to be, for the time being.
Until the full recovery of our editor-in-chief, we welcome B. B. Wood, author of the best-selling novels "Weather Balloons from Outer Space" and "The Night before Dawn," as temporary editor-in-chief-in-vacuo-pro-tem.
Thank you for your constant patronage and understanding.
Patrick Fitzgerald, editor-in-chief of the Daily Gas, has been hospitalized due to an imaginary illness. Although his condition is not severe it may require several months of therapy after the operation before he can fully function again as editor-in-chief.
Articles to the Daily Gas will therefore be sparse and non-daily, as it used to be, for the time being.
Until the full recovery of our editor-in-chief, we welcome B. B. Wood, author of the best-selling novels "Weather Balloons from Outer Space" and "The Night before Dawn," as temporary editor-in-chief-in-vacuo-pro-tem.
Thank you for your constant patronage and understanding.
Jun 18, 2008
Employee realizes...
Employee realizes he can do no great things, only small things with
great neglect.
great neglect.
Jun 9, 2008
Jun 3, 2008
May 29, 2008
KKK recognizes error of its ways, changes name to Ku Klux Clan
"We always thought you spelled it with a "K"," said a local Clansman,
who declined to reveal his name.
"How wrong we were," he said ruefully, shaking his head.
who declined to reveal his name.
"How wrong we were," he said ruefully, shaking his head.
The Ku Klux Clan, formerly known as the Ku Klux Klan, apologized to
the public for the spelling error, and changed the name of the
organization to properly reflect the English language.
The KKC will go by both its old and new names until November 5, 2008.
May 27, 2008
Suicide not good for your health, reports Japanese Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare
Suicide not good for your health, reports Japanese Ministry of Health,
Labour and Welfare
Labour and Welfare
Mar 17, 2008
Mar 15, 2008
Jan 26, 2008
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