Camouflage underwear invisible to x-ray specs

A team of physicists at the Los Alamos National Laboratory has found that wearing camouflage underwear can render the private's privates invisible to x-ray specs.

This new discovery, which will be reported in next month's issue of Science, as well as Hustler Magazine, is expected to help protect troops from the prying eyes of not only insurgent perverts, but also from a team of physicists at the Los Alamos National Laboratory, which is now hard at work developing gamma-ray specs.

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