Snow White awakens, finds self in psychoanalysis

Snow White, 321, awoke from a 300-year-long slumber to find herself on the couch in the office of Dr. Alan T. Schwartz, renowned psychoanalyst and a specialist in sleeping disorders.

The event was anything but romantic, as she awoke to the words of Dr. Schwartz as he said, "... and the "dwarf" is a phallic symbol. This, along with the "apple," representing the original sin, suggests both a strong guilt and regret over your relationship with the Prince."

Dr. Schwartz and White have agreed to continue their sessions, but it remains unclear if she will still have to pay for the 1,152 sessions she had slept through.

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