Extra-terrestrial comedian debuts in New York

Audiences enjoyed a close encounter with Addiddatpqweqty, a 50-tentacled, single-cell being from Beta Centauri at the Smoking Gun, a cafe where local aspiring stand-ups perform every Friday.

With the assistance of its translator Al-Al, a hyper-intelligent afterthought from the second dimension, it brought the house down with its down-to-Earth attitude and side-splitting one-liners such as:"Did you hear about the (no translation) who (no translation) a (no translation)? Turns out he was a Nazi!" and "I just flew in from LA, and."

Ad.'s next performance is scheduled for March 12, 3498.
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